When the “press box” situation at the facility is “sit behind a TV camera operator in an area of the stadium that is completely open to the public,” like so:
…your intrepid reporter says “instead of attempting to work in my traditional capacity, I will shoot game photos.” These are those photos [extremely Law and Order noise].
Former Steel players Bolu Akinyode and Ken Tribbett greet Steel kitman Andrew Vaccaro“Oi lads, might have to score today then innit?”Gary Smith and Steel headman Brendan Burke meet pregame.Player-coach Matt Pickens warms up Connor Sparrow.Pro League Standards compliant, for sure.Ropapa on the ball.The facial expressions make this one, IMO.Daniel Ríos in a dangerous area.I tried to come up with a good film noir detective monologue to pair with this picture, but I am not funny enough. We regret the error.Nothing but dingers.“Did I feed the parking meter? I can’t remember feeding the parking meter.”James Chambers lines up to give Bethlehem the lead.I am the greatest photographer and camera-focuser in the world. Some highly-official media seating in focus in the background.Ken Tribbett on the ball.And then he passed it.I like the framing of this one. The ball was v. far out of the frame though.I think I took this one on accident, but I actually like it a lot as a non-soccer picture. That grassy area next to the mini-goals was Nashville’s locker room, for what it’s worth.Matt LaGrassa surveying the field.“Man, I SWEAR that I forgot to feed the meter.”To me, a defense should avoid springing an attacker into this much space 15 yards from the face of goal.Kosuke Kimura scores his goal. Not gonna lie, Ropapa’s “oh no, it’s Kosuke” face is, in my opinion, funny.The subs make this one.🚴🏿♂️🚴🏿♂️🚴🏿♂️Lancaster slots home the rebound.“NEW JURASSIC PARK MOVIE ANNOUNCED FOR 2021!!!!!!”